Cheese Jesus of Milwaukee (most popularly known as Cheddar Jesus or Cheesus Christ) is a popular action figure sold by Pizza Hut. It is classed as a minor Jesii due to slightly undersatisfactory quantities of bejesus and, as such, can only perform seven minor miracles. However, that's still seven more than pepperoni can muenster ... er ... muster.
There were seven versions of the Cheesy Jesii, each able to perform its own miracle action. The versions are as follows:
- Cheddar Cheesus - savory original
- Edam Adam (and Eve) - sinfully delicious
- American Allah - exploding with flavor
- Gouda Buddha - mellow and mild
- Mozzarella Moses - pairs the red sauce
- Pepper-Jack Judas - sliced and spicy
- Savior Swiss - the holiest of cheesus
- Cheesus of Nazareth, Wisconsin
Cheddar Cheesus, preaching to the crackers.
(Copied shamelessly from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Jesus )