Freethought Funnies

[Mr. Sluagh]

Thanks to Landover Baptist

Shouldn't they be Lucifer's ovaries?

[OzAnt]

Shouldn't they be Lucifer's ovaries?

Is this better?

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[NH Baritone]

For those who have trouble seeing Magic Eye images, my apologies.

[Penguin]

This one (more or less) was on Freethought Radio recently:

A ship captain calls all hands to the deck and announces, "I hate to say it, but the ship is sinking. We're taking on water and don't have much longer. But before we abandon ship, I have to ask you: who among you believes in the power of prayer? Who among you has the faith to put your fate in the hands of God?"

Without hesitation, one man puts up his hand and proudly shouts, "I do!"

The captain says, "I'm glad to hear it. We're short one lifejacket."

[Wheelman]

I thought this game was funny. It's a flash game called "faith fighter" that pits prophets and gods against each other in a little street fighter action.

http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventurea ... thfighter/

[emily4189]

Try playing "Bible Fight" on adultswim.com (I haven't played it so long that I'm not sure if it's still up, actually). It's a laugh and half. I suck at it, though. =P

[NH Baritone]

Try playing "Bible Fight" on adultswim.com (I haven't played it so long that I'm not sure if it's still up, actually). It's a laugh and half. I suck at it, though. =P

Here's the URL: http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=biblefight

[Mr. Sluagh]

I thought this game was funny. It's a flash game called "faith fighter" that pits prophets and gods against each other in a little street fighter action.

http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventurea ... thfighter/

Meh. All you have to do is play Jesus and spam Holy Ghost in every fight. I beat it on Hard that way. (And unlocked Xenu!) The AIs would be harder to beat if blocking negated damage instead of reducing it.

I should do homework.

[NH Baritone]

[NH Baritone]

Atheists/naturalists must have taken over Pundit Kitchen today.

[NH Baritone]

Apparently Pat Robertson is fomenting worry that the Federal Hate Crimes Law would protect from assault people who are having sex with ducks.

I'm not kidding. Sex with ducks*.

So Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci have produced a music video in which they respond to "Dr." Robertson. It's very funny, and it can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8.

"Gonna goose that goose,
Gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my ducky
All night long.

...I'm gonna Huey, Dewey, Louie all over the room."

QUACK!

*Here's the video of Robertson. He makes the statement at about 1:39 in this 2 minute video. And by the way, sexual orientation means ONLY attraction to the same sex, opposite sex, both sexes, or neither sex.

[NH Baritone]

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

The latest video from Betty Bowers. This one is hysterical!

[NH Baritone]

[Mr. Sluagh]

It's all about the laminin!

[NH Baritone]

It's all about the laminin!

And I'm certain these, too, are signals that God is trying to send to the world:


Jesus on Toast & the Virgin Mary on Grilled Cheese.


The Virgin Mary in a tree trunk.


Jesus in a dog's derriere.

Can you say "pareidolia"?

Here's a video of multiple pareidolia examples.

Snopes has a great refutation of this.

And here are other pictures of laminin, not selected out for their resemblance to a crucifix:



Giglio is preaching to thousands of applauding believers. Such stuff makes me sad for humanity.